If you think that 9/11 was actually instigated by George Bush in a false flag operation, you are called a Truther.
If you think that Barack Hussein Obama is not a natural born citizen, and therefore not qualified to be President of the United States, you are called a Birther.
If you think that women can be ordained priests, you are a Priester.
In the spirit of true Christian ecumenism, we should start mocking the news reporters who report these "stories" as Priesters.