Barack Obama Cares About the Common Man.
How do we know?
Look at how well he treats his beloved half-brother, the cute round-headed kid!
Look at how well he treats his beloved aunt, the incredible dancer!
Look at how well he treats his beloved grandmother!
If he treats his family this well, how much better can we - who are not family - expect from him?
Clearly, he CARES!
Even though his lower lip doesn't quiver, a la William Jefferson Clinton, make no mistake.
Barack Obama CARES.
Yes, he can!