Barack Shatters Law of Non-Contradiction

Barack reads Aquinas.
We know because he tells us he does.

Thus, the first self-evident
principle of reason is:
The same thing cannot be both
affirmed and denied
at the same time in the same way.
(the Law of Non-Contradiction)

Unless we are talking about ObamaCare, of course.
Tax, non-tax, contradiction, non-contradiction.
Doesn't matter, as long as it is upheld.