Really? Really?!?

You know, I couldn't make this stuff up.
I really couldn't.

It's like the start of a joke:

So, two ethicists walk into a bar publish an article claiming that newborns can be ethically killed because newborns are non-persons. "No different than an abortion," say our cute little experts.

And now the two pansies ethicists are upset because... wait for it... they perceive themselves as having received "death threats" from the commenters at TheBlaze.com

Can't have death threats against intellectuals.
It chills free speech, don'cha'know.

Of course, that begs the question: are all ethicists human?
Do they have any rights?

Someone should look into that.
We wouldn't want to make any mistakes on such an important topic, now would we?