Plenty of Room in the Back of the Bus

Look through the roster for all the inauguration prayers.

Evangelicals (four versions)? Check.

Jews (three varieties)? Check.

Sodomites? Check.

Muslim Terrorists? Check.

Catholics? ....

Catholics?!? ...

Bueller?

Anyone?

Doug Kmiec, please call your office...
Schmuck.

UPDATE:
Good news!
The terrorist is an ex-Catholic...