Play By the Rules

Bad News:
A CIA station chief is accused of multiple rapes of Muslim women.

Good News:
The CIA station chief recently converted to the Religion of Peace.

Simple Resolution:
Given that:
a) Muslims would like the whole world ruled by sharia law,
b) According to sharia law, it isn't rape unless four Muslim men witnessed the actual penetration
then...

... in keeping with the dictates of multiculturalism, we should simply stone the women to death for having had sex outside of marriage.

That's what they would do in Saudi Arabia.

Case closed.

Simple, n'est ce pas?