For all those people who already know the difference between a terrorist and a liturgist (you can negotiate with a terrorist), I have written this new and deeper contemplation:
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and a liturgist?
A suicide bomber only ruins your day once.
I am waiting for the day when someone repeats this joke back to me...
This is why you're only supposed to go to Mass once a day, Steve. Any more than that, and you're just asking for a Protestant invasion.
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