The Fifth Column

Orthodox Catholic commentary on current events.

Saturday, October 31, 2026

The Silence of the Lamb

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The Nobel Prize-winning economist William Nordhaus estimated that technology producers capture only a small share of the social value they c...
Friday, October 09, 2026

Pica and Bulimia

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Contraception is akin to pica - eating things which are not nutritive (e.g., sand, rocks, wood chips). Pica is an eating disorder most commo...

Parents Have 10 Years

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Catholics who pay attention to the history of canon law have it easy. For the entire history of Western civilization, the legal age of marri...
Saturday, October 03, 2026

Incoherence from the Vatican

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“Privately, once the Anthropic delegation arrived at the Vatican, Mr. Olah and his team lobbied the Pope’s advisers to take the prospect of ...
Thursday, October 01, 2026

Can People Control AI?

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Bacteria aren't as smart as people, but bacteria both help and kill billions of people each year. Bacteria in our guts keep us alive , b...
Tuesday, September 15, 2026

Can AI Ever Be Conscious?

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 Can AI ever be conscious? That's a theological question. If consciousness is purely a product of natural physical laws (chemistry, elec...

Why Ancient Faiths Cannot Survive

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Christianity cannot survive contact with modernity. Islam survives contact with modernity primarily by rejecting everything associated with ...
Friday, August 28, 2026

On AI Slop

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People keep calling AI generated output "slop" Dudes and dudettes, listen closely: AI essays are the average output of all human b...
Thursday, August 06, 2026

Why Bibi Paid Hamas

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Why did Bibi pay Hamas over $1.8 billion using Qatari money? Why did the payments continue even though Israel clearly knew  the money was ...

Christianity and Math as Religions

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Mathematics originally started as a religion. Pythagoras founded the Pythagorean Brotherhood , a secretive, cult-like society where mathemat...
Wednesday, August 05, 2026

Literacy: The Bible Warns Against It

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Literacy is magic - a series of arcane rituals used as necromancy that allows you to listen to dead people. Literacy is a psychedelic drug -...
Friday, July 31, 2026

The Economics of Suffering

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Christianity, along with all the other ancient religions, see the world as a zero-sum game because none of them understand economics. Thus, ...
Sunday, July 26, 2026

Should Children Be Executed?

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One of the classic Catholic justifications for the death penalty is the state's duty to protect its own citizens from harm ( CCC 2265 , ...
Saturday, July 25, 2026

What Vegetarians Don't Understand

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The problem with vegetarians: they have no freaking idea how biology works. For instance, to take but one of innumerable examples, iron abso...
Thursday, July 23, 2026

Education is a Scam

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Education is NOT about teaching. Most colleges employ most professors as adjuncts (i.e., part-time). Up to 40% of profs are adjunct, part-t...
Sunday, July 19, 2026

Flock Cameras

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A lot of people are upset about Flock cameras. I must confess, I don't like them, but I can't see any way to stop them from what the...
Saturday, July 18, 2026

Democrats: American Taliban

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Amnesty International is now up in arms over the Taliban's recent passage of a law allowing child marriage . I have pointed out in previ...

College as Social Club

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All colleges teach the same facts. Course content is the same. There's only so many ways to teach someone how to calculate the area of a...
Saturday, June 27, 2026

Teen Years are the Easiest

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Everyone says say teen years are hard. That's bullshit. Homeschool and all these problems go away. I never had a dime's worth of tro...
Wednesday, June 24, 2026

On Lynchings

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How common was lynching? In a country of 76 million people in 1900, there were about 4800 lynchings, total, for the whole of US history, and...
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