Welcome to Chicago!
The city limits are expanding, according to the principles of manifest destiny, from sea to shining sea.
Remember to use the new rules and terminology at all times:
It isn't voter fraud, it's voter empowerment.
Accepting fraudulent donations isn't criminal if no one prosecutes.
No one prosecutes if they want to keep breathing.
Please step to the left and hand us your money on the way out.
If we need anything else, you will be notified.
And, finally, remember that we have ALWAYS been at war with EastAsia.